Welcome To My Secret Lair!
You look like a totally with it and together person. Mind if I skip the guided tour? I think you’ll find your way around just fine. Just don’t touch the thermostat. We’ve got a budget to maintain.
However, good citizen, since I got you here… I want to point out something nifty. Specifically, this book, UNMASKING: LEMON’S THESIS.
Anyways, no pressure. Do what you want. Take your time looking around. Thanks for stopping by. Holler if you need anything.